- "Ten Things I Love About John."
By Kyogre.
I love it when John talks
I love it when John walks
I love it when John drinks
I love it when John blinks
I love it when John says hi
I love it when John says
See you in English
I love following John to the mall
And I love...
... collecting strands
Of John's hair...
... and rolling them up
Into little John hairballs!